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Does a bear sh*t in the woods?

September 17, 2009

This post rated Y for yukk.

I warned you.

The Urban Dictionary defines the meaning of the title sentence:
"Phrase employed to sarcastically imply that the answer to the question being posed is indubitably 'yes'."
Someone needs to tell the bear because for the past three weeks our front yard is home to the bear's potty.

BTW Bears don't leave little tootsie rolls for evidence; I've left Gracee's deflated ball in the picture for scale. And that bit of lighter dead grass? That belongs to the bear, too.

Same location.

Three weeks in a row.

Tuesday nights.

View if you dare:

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13 responses to “Does a bear sh*t in the woods?”

Jane Toumpas

September 17, 2009

Ewwwwww ! You need to leave that bear a note with a bill for some lawn pacth 🙂

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Lynn

September 17, 2009

OMG!!!! That is a BIG pile of poo!!!

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Dorothy

September 17, 2009

Ok, and I thought I was stretching for pictures for my blog. At least I haven’t resorted to bear poop! :p Honestly, I would find it a little disturbing to have bears visiting my lawn on such a regular basis. I didn’t realize you were so far out in the boonies – or are you??

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Awesome Mom

September 17, 2009

That like three dog’s worth of poo in one shot. Maybe there is something you can spray there that will discourage the bear from marking territory.

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Angie

September 17, 2009

A little too close for comfort. Hope Gracie is safe.

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Valeria

September 17, 2009

Which leaves me wondering about Wednesday through Monday ….

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Nancy Yandell

September 17, 2009

I am not sure which is worse having a bear poop in my yard or just having a bear in my yard. Kinda scary. Do you go out after dark? I would hate to surprise him while leaving you a present.

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Kristen

September 17, 2009

Oh, so the answer is really ‘No, he does it in Li’s yard’?

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Kristen

September 17, 2009

Oh, so the answer is really, ‘No, he does it in Li’s yard’?
I’m wondering if it at least makes good compost.

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sherry

September 20, 2009

Now I knew I didn’t need toscroll down, but my hands couldn’t stop… LOL.
(like everyone driving by a car accident,no reason to, and it just slows down traffic. haha. You just slowed down the internet traffic herrel..
can you set a bear trap?? like, sit in the yard w/a BB gun??
Ya definitly sell the house… 🙂

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Kate

September 21, 2009

Oh. wow.
Is he marking his territory?

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Maison Kase

September 21, 2009

Hello,
I am requesting a copy of the Herringbone Rib Scarf pattern, please?
Thank you, in advance, for sharing.
Tootles,
Maison

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Linda Connelly

January 11, 2015

I would love the pattern for your baseball sweater. I have many baby boy sweaters to make and it is the cutest I’ve ever seen.
Thanks for posting the pictures and for offering it!
Linda

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