Life's a Stitch

And more recently life’s a creative adventure with some travel thrown in.

Have you ever played this game? We've gotten into it recently, usually involving a group of friends and a few glasses of wine. Even with my middle aged curtailed wine ingestion, the last time we played I mistakenly came up with two lies and a truth. I could have saved one of them for a future round, as it gets increasingly difficult playing with those who are familiar with your life, but heck, we're knitters – creativity should come a tad more easily for us folk.

No lies this time, this is a review of my week – two truths and I wish it were a lie.

Truth #1: The 18 yr old, whose high school graduation is in serious question, provided me with an evening of much needed levity. He surprised me with tickets to the advance showing of the Indiana Jones movie. A date with my son. He and I share a long history with Indy, including assembling of every Indy knockoff Lego, aka Johnny Thunder, the naming of a future dog 'Indiana Bones," a Halloween Costume and an Indy themed party complete with a mapped treasure hunt and digging for plastic snakes. We were so sentimental, he agreed to spend time with me and the old Lego this weekend.

Truth #2: I heart Alan Dart. Here's my paintbox of DK yarn to prove it. Just when I told Chuck my stash was so large I might be done with my yarn purchasing. No, that's not the wished for lie. For those who asked, the sheep from my previous post is one from the new Dart book 50 Irresistible Gifts to Knit, from a few posts back:
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Now for the I wish it were a lie part:  WARNING – may be offensive to some. How far does weird news travel? Here in BC we're often hearing stories such as criminals in outer Slombovia, posing as job applicants, leaving their resume at the scene of a bank robbery.  So, it's your turn, have you heard about our BC weirdness? 

Since last August, four human feet have washed up on the shores of local gulf islands. Each right foot was clad in a sock and a running shoe. None were traumatically severed from it's body of origin, they were "dearticulated." Not the way I wanted to learn a new vocabulary word.Theories abound – a murderer's calling card, the prank of soon to be expelled medical students, the remains of four people who disappeared in a 2004 plane crash. Too weird.

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12 responses to “My week: 2 truths and I wish it were a lie”

  1. valerie Avatar

    I will be interested in hearing about IJ. It is all Aden talks about. He probably has every new IJ Lego set imaginable and spends hours working on them. I doubt I will take him to see this movie, as he is only 7 years old but I need my decision verified by you.
    Lovely colors on the above photograph! I did get the Dart book! So I need to learn how to knit……

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  2. Jane Avatar

    I just played that game with the kids and stupid me gave them 3 truths. I thought ” water ballet ” was so out there that it couldn’t possibly be true! Then I remembered I actually did that. Help me I am getting old and can’t remember what I have done in my early life! Love that word dearticulated but don’t like the meaning!

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  3. errs Avatar

    I may have to stop reading your blog. First the creeping eye nightmares, now disarticulated feet!

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  4. Maggie Avatar
    Maggie

    As a fellow Vancouverite who’s grimly tickled by the whole foot thing, I’d like to cast my vote for med school pranking. Actually, I don’t think it’s med students, but someone else associated with a (the? UBC’s the only one, I think) med school who’s responsible for dealing with post-dissection cadavers, consider – everyone is gonna be looking for bodies with missing feet, and I’m pretty sure med schools are very particular and protective of donated bodies for educational use pre study. Afterwards, someone has deal with cremating them, and that’s the perfect time & place to … well… pull someone’s leg.
    It’s been years since I took stats, but the only body parts of 4 people in a plane crash to wash up being 4 feet, no, 4 right feet? I don’t think so.

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  5. alison Avatar

    We played that game last time we had a power cut. Weird about the feet though.

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  6. JoJo Avatar

    My parents live on Vancouver Island and I read the Times Colonist online sometimes to catch up on their news and I saw that story about the feet – freaky!

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  7. Dorothy Avatar

    Son #2 and I have standing dates for the Harry Potter movies. Lots of fun to connect with them. It gets a little difficult during this period. The way-wierd news has reached out way too as we share some of the same water ways. That is indeed very, very freaky! I had heard the theory about the medical students, but let’s hope that’s the case.

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  8. Suzanne V. (Yarnhog) Avatar

    My kids are desperate to see the new IJ movie, but it is rated PG-13 and they are 8 and 10. I am so irked by all the movie makers making kid-oriented movies that are rated PG-13. They might as well be rated R. It’s not like they actually need the extra sex and violence to get the point across. Even the last two Harry Potter movies were rated PG-13, and you can’t tell me they’re not intended for kids under 13. I spent the half of the last one with my hand over my younger son’s eyes. It really pisses me off.

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  9. angelarae Avatar

    I have a feeling you may be needing some kind of storage space for new yarn. A Pod, perhaps? That way they could deliver it to your house and you could fill it with yarn as you get it. Now there’s a lie I wish were the truth! Man o Man! By the way, my 18 yr old son’s graduation is also in serious question. What fun, right? Just what I need…more stress.
    Ang

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  10. Angie Avatar

    I think the weirdes thing is that our police force is considering that the 4 feet “may” be linked. Hmmm. I’ve read too much Kathy Reichs: I think it’s some kind of underworld message. If I don’t wear sneakers, I should be safe.

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  11. Suzanne Avatar

    Ok, I live in CT and on the way to work this morning and the radio station I listed to hinted at a news story about a foot. I had to drive slower to make sure I heard it before I went into work. It was the story about the feet washing ashore.
    I had it on my mind all day that I had to come home and let you know that the story is traveling.

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  12. Monika Avatar

    I’ve just read the head lines. With all the weird news, I might not stop shaking my head all day. I’m dizzy already.

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