Life's a Stitch

And more recently life’s a creative adventure with some travel thrown in.

What did Blogless Marsha and I forget when we went to the Seattle Knitting Expo last weekend? Why, knitting of course. What were we thinking? We knew we’d have a couple of hours to kill between a visit to the marketplace and our workshop. We made the best of it, though, and hand wound yarn Marsha bought so she could get right to knitting when we returned home.

I had never been to one of these knit junkie conferences before and this one won’t be the last. We were on a one day plan, but you could have been there for three days of yarny heaven. We chose a three hour class on how to knit and purl in Tunisian Crochet. More on that another time.

I took Amtrak down and the bus back. As we were crossing the border back, and going through customs, the officer saw that my declaration card indicated I had spent $195. He asked why I was in Seattle. I looked him right in the eye and said I was at the Knitting Expo. A stifled snort of laughter escaped his lips. Or did that sound come from his nose? He couldn’t contain himself, giving me the "now I’ve heard everything" look. I know better than to argue with customs officials, but my ‘I’m over 50 and I take no shit attitude’ slipped out. If Chuck had been present he would have given me a swift nudge to keep my mouth shut."Whatza matter," I snapped, "it’s good clean fun." He replied " And I suppose that $195 is a suitcase full of yarn."  He pondered my fate in a pregnant pause and thankfully let me pass through the door without a potentially bus-missing search. About that suitcase? Wishin. This is all the yarn I bought, three skeins of amazingly coloured soft perle cotton:

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13 responses to “Seattle Knitting Expo”

  1. Marina Avatar

    The man obviously doesn’t know the price of yarn. Wonder whether he has a wife who knits?! Hopefully, not with cheap yarn.
    Love the two on the side!

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  2. Kristen Avatar

    Knitting expos can’t be beat. What, you forgot to bring along downtime knitting?! Pbbbbbt on the customs guy.

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  3. Beth Avatar

    I’ll be looking forward to the Tunisian Crochet class info – I know absolutely nothing about that.

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  4. Dorothy Avatar

    Just let me know and I’ll be glad to come bail you out of customs any time. We spent a miserable hour standing in line when Abby came to the states via the Vancouver airport. They wouldn’t let us out of line to change or feed a screaming Izzy and when we got to the head of line and Abby handed the customs official her immigration papers, he looked at her and said (no kidding), “What am I supposed to do with these?” Apparently it doesn’t matter if you’re coming or going – both sides are definitely a little quirky!

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  5. Kathleen Avatar

    I enjoy the Seattle Knit Expo and try to attend it every other year. This was my off year and I went to Stitches West instead. I laughed when I saw what you bought. Depending on the fiber, your three skeens could easily cost $195. Obviously, the custom’s officer was not a knitter and wasn’t related to one.

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  6. Lene Avatar
    Lene

    50 years ago when I was in college I learned to do the Tunesian crochet. I found it very funny and not difficult at all and it looks so nice. And now I don’t know if I remember how to do it!!!
    We’ll see when I’m in Vancouver.
    Love, Lene

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  7. angelarae Avatar

    Can you have an ‘I’m over 40 and take no shit attitude?” I hope so, cause I’ve got one! LOL. I needed a good laugh! Those muggles! Let them think that you can’t spend that much on yarn….Well written, by the way:)
    Ang

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  8. sandy Avatar

    That guy had a good idea! 🙂 Suitcase full of yarn….swooon!
    xo

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  9. Suzanne Avatar

    Holy cow that’s some expensive yarn! But it sure is beautiful!

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  10. Criquette Avatar

    snort,snort I’ve noticed that when I hit 50 I suddenly grew an “over 50 and take no shit attitude” too. Hormones, you gotta love ’em!

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  11. Restless Knitter Avatar

    That yarn is beautiful, especially the middle one. The attitude is helpful to have at times 🙂

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  12. Lorette Avatar

    Yup, that “50 and take no shit attitude” is a real phenomenon. It seems to be predominantly a female phenomenon, in my medical 😉 experience.
    Reminds me of when we drove back to the states from CA through customs, with two cases of wine and our dog in the back seat. We figured the wine was really going to cost us, but that there was no point in hiding it, and we were ready with Riley’s papers in case they harassed us about that. The only thing the customs guy cared about is whether we had brought any mad cow beef back. He shined his flashlight right into the wine cases and just rolled his eyes.
    Oh, and another border story. We were in line at the ferry coming back from Victoria a few years ago. The woman in front of us had forgotten ID; no passport, no drivers license, nothing. The guy was starting to give her a bad time until she pulled out her Costco card, he let her through with that.
    Your three skeins of yarn are very lovely!

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  13. megan Avatar
    megan

    I’ve seen your beautiful diagonal stitch rib scarf on a few different websites and was wondering if I you would share the pattern?
    Thank you,
    Meg

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