Life's a Stitch

And more recently life’s a creative adventure with some travel thrown in.

Do I miss my houseful of girls! I’ve been used to two daughters and one or two girl language students to keep me company. Now it’s Chuck, Bryant and me. They do boy things and make boy sounds. Last night they captured a gigundous moth, put it in the freezer for three minutes, just enough time to make it dozy. The took it out and tied dental floss around it so they could have a leashed moth. I mean, really, sometimes I just need to be in the company of women.

Last Sunday, thinking of an afternoon activity that might appeal to the male energy in my house, I suggested we go to the Home Show. I figured there’d be things like power tools, flooring installation instructions and hints on how to build a new driveway. We arrived in the pouring rain to find outside parking at $15. I would rather walk five miles in the rain than pay $15 for parking. We found meter parking for $6.

The last time we went to the home show it cost $8 to get in. That was a long time ago, now it’s $13. So, $31 bought us entry into a coliseum type venue filled with people trying to sell us things.Everything from Cutco knives and Pampered Chef (I’ve bought enough of that through you, Jane, so I wasn’t even tempted) to high end massage chairs (no thank you, I have my little IJoy). The only flooring was the highest of high end wood stuff and there were no power tools in sight unless you want to count the slicer and dicer kitchen machine. It was a living infomercial. We agreed we were glad we went so we’ll know not to go next year. I guess we’ll stick to our dates at Home Depot. At least we don’t have to pay admission to spend money.

Her2_1On a positive note, here is another finished Herringbone Rib scarf, by Nina, of Nina’s Blog. She says:"This pattern was just so much fun. I worked it in Colinette’s Prism yarn (2 skeins worth.) This is going to make a fun surprise present for my dear friend!"

I’ve sent out over 50 of these patterns. There was someone interested in publishing this in her book, but it required relinquishing the copyright. I’m having so much fun "meeting" people who want it I just couldn’t give it up. So if you know of anyone who wants a copy, it’s here for the asking. Remember to send a picture or let me know when you’re posting about it and I’ll add you to the sidebar.

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7 responses to “Boys will be boys”

  1. Dorothy Avatar

    Welcome to my life. With two sons and no daughters, I have always been completely surrounded by males. Pretty scarf – after Christmas I should pull out my pattern and knit it. I for one am glad you didn’t give up the copyright. Thanks for sharing it with us.

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  2. Ellen Avatar
    Ellen

    Five days. You’ll have all the estrogen you can handle in five days.

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  3. sandy Avatar

    Oh, I remember my brother tying a “leash” to an almost frozen fly.
    🙂
    Another great scarf!
    I need to get more time in a day to knit everything I want. Including the Li Scarf!
    xo

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  4. crazy for yarn in alabama: Darlene Avatar

    Oh you poor thing….a female stuck in the land of Testosterone!! LOL!!! Sounds like endless fun….not to mention never a dull moment!! LOL!!
    If you have time to share the pattern for the scarf I would love to have a copy!!

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  5. Rebekah Avatar

    You know I’ve always found that so odd that you have to pay to get into an event that is tryin gto sell you things. Shouldn’t that cost be paid by the vendors who want you to go to sell you things. IT’s not like they give you a bargain because you bought the service at a home show.
    I also find it annoying that when you go to a theme park like Six Flags, that even though the parking is at their facility, and especially in St. Louis, you have no choice but to park there, you have to pay for parking. In my book that should be a part of your admission price.

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  6. Kimberly Avatar

    Aaah, testosterone. There’s lots of it at my house too.
    Your scarf looks really pretty!

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  7. Melody Avatar

    Li, if it makes you feel any better, tho it probably won’t, my youngest daughter would do something like that thingy with the moth…she’s not a normal girl…hell, I’m not even sure she’s a normal boy in a girl’s body…lol. But, my boys make rude noises and disgusting gestures all the time…just know that you’re not alone.

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