I went for my not quite on time yearly physical the other day, complete with humiliating routine exams of multiple orifices. A couple of hours later I had a message on my cell phone:
"Hello Li, this is Rita from Dr. J’s office. It appears you have left the office without completely dressing."
A pregnant pause.
My mind races through the list, hands checking off my thoughts:
Panties? Check.
Bra, Check.
Whew.
My earrings, wedding ring and watch that I removed to weigh in lighter? Check. Check. Check.
Jeans? Check.
Turtleneck? Check.
La Boheme Drop Stitch Scarf? Check.
My mind works fast under pressure.
"You have left your belt in the exam room."
How do you spell relief?
C-h-e-a-p l-e-a-t-h-e-r b-e-l-t. Thank goodness it wasn’t the scarf!
Speaking of scarves, this is the progress on my Multidirectional Scarf.
Due to too many meetings, I won’t be posting tomorrow. See you Friday.
Life's a Stitch 
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